I'm sure you can see it on youtube or something. Some fat guy that kept falling all over the place had a camera and tapped the whole thing. It was pretty embarrassing for Grover and he did eventually eat the fat guy.
He also gave birth to little Grover parasite things that eat people. In , complaints that his election was "purchased" by deep-pocketed contributors, such as the letters A and K and the number 3 , prompted Congress to enact several reforms to the nation's campaign finance laws. Upon leaving office, Cleveland raised additional suspicions when he accepted a lucrative position on the board of directors of The Electric Company. In , he went to 2 for two weeks in the Billboard Hot with Bill Withers on vocals, Will Bithers on conga, and Adolph Hitler on the unicycle juggling fish, with the classic soul ballad, "Just the Seventeen of Us.
He began the war on cyber terrorism in attempt to defeat an evil harem of digital space pirate zombies. Armed with only a harpoon and a floppy disk, his first attempt was handily thwarted by the pirate leader Blueballs.
Later Oscar Wilde was quoted as saying: "You're the man now dog. Leeroy single handedly stopped Blueballs's plan by perfoming a daring feat of frightening limbo. He was rewarded with a ceremony in his honor in which President Cleveland bestowed upon him a great deal of chicken.
Chickens are cool. They lay eggs! He left the show in because its writers had been kidnapped by the ghost of Andrew Jackson , who started the Dinosaur-NFL War of The Cleveland Browns are most noted for their brilliant, often sublime, running game. Visionaries by nature, they have a long storied history of going against the grain by sending slow, powerful runners with little agility around the outside on sweep plays and sending weak, indecisive and undersized backs between the center and guard on clutch halfback dives.
Typically, these calls are made on third and long and if they can be executed in the form of a draw, all the better. This portion of the playbook is founded on the well-established practice of calling something no defense would ever expect, because that team's offense finds the play too stupid to call itself. The Browns are noted for their brilliant philosophy of implementing a running game without an offensive line for said running backs to run behind.
Art Modell was particularly fond of this strategy. With so many teams studying film on the vertical passing game, the Browns coaching staff has taken a different approach: fortifying the horizontal passing game. Cleveland has become revered in recent years for having the largest collection of three yard out plays and fullback screens. Often, they are praised during pregame shows for daring to be different and sending their fastest players on hook routes and five yard crossing patterns especially when ten or more yards are needed.
What, you don't believe me? This is a difficult area for analysis. Cleveland's defense is currently a farm system for the Denver Broncos. The Browns have taken it upon themselves to scout and draft college prospects to their defense, test them out, injure them if possible, involve them in criminal misdemeanors, then send them to Denver where they promptly start their careers.
In fact, the Browns only have two players over age 35 on the entire team, good old kickin' Phil and puntin' Brad. The Browns' special teams are in terrific shape.
Joshua Cribbs is the best player in the league at returning kick-offs which is good since there defense is lousy, which doesn't matter since they score every time on offense by handing the ball off to Chuck Norris. In , The Browns selected '''Joe Thomas''' as their first round draft pick at 3. He was fishing on a boat when this happened. He was too embarrassed to show up.
Then, they traded with the dallas cowgirls for their second first round pick. At 22, college football phenom '''Brandy Quinn''' was picked. He was so glad theat he lost over 15 million dollars in 20 minutes. In , Martians invaded the United States, having already conquered Australia, and formed Megatexas. The Martian army reached the outer limits of Cleveland in August of that year. The Cleveland Nuclear Army reacted by detonating 46 warheads in a circle about two hundred miles outside of Cleveland, forming a massive radiation moat that kept the Martians out.
Between August of and February of , the nuclear moat managed to keep Cleveland fully isolated from the outside world. The radiation killed anyone who tried to enter or leave, and interfered with all radio transmissions. The nuclear army continued to develop new types of weapons , including the antimatter bomb and the ionized ICBM. With the abundance of available electricity from the power plants, electricity prices dropped to close to 0, and gasoline engines were replaced with hydrogen fuel cells.
During this time, Cleveland became the most technologically advanced state in the world.
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